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Following QuakeCon, we found we were out of words. There are none left. All the words are gone.

Because of this, we needed something to get the creative juices flowing again. What better way to do that then to review the games of 2018 in the form of a haiku? Exactly. It makes complete sense.

So come with us as we haiku-review some of the most notable games of the year.

Agony

A dev tried too hard

Hell isn’t vagina beasts

Hell is playing this

Overcooked 2

I love you, my son

But if you burn it again

Boarding school awaits

God of War

A sad demigod

Takes his boy to scatter ash

On a mountaintop

UFC 3

Hitting and rolling

Until someone is knocked out

Oh fuck, it’s Bruce Lee

Shadow of the Colossus

A majestic beast

A loved one’s eternal rest

The tears keep falling

Kingdom Come Deliverance

Problematic dev

Simulating the old ways

Pockets filled with leek

Metal Gear Survive

A gaming classic

Now about shooting zombies

Crystals on their heads

A Way Out

No single-player

Fuck the Oscars. QTEs

Flawed, but worth a pop

Dragon Ball FighterZ

Anime fighting

Punches like atomic bombs

So many Gokus

Far Cry 5

Religious cultists

Take hold of rural US

Guns are the answer

Yakuza 6

Sing karaoke

Carrying a small human

What is going on

State of Decay 2

Zombies all around

But I’m stuck inside a wall

Death, the sweet release

Sea of Thieves

I’m a proud pirate

Sorry for being sick on you

Please don’t lock the brig

Detroit Become Human

Domestic abuse

A likeable android twink

Is this racism

Vampyr

Please, just stop talking

I just want to drink your blood

Combat is quite bad

Monster Hunter World – Alex

Animal cruelty

Crush that majestic creature

But we love our cats

Dissidia Final Fantasy NT – Alex

Online deserted

Fan-service alone no good

A weak birthday gift

Nintendo Labo – Alex

Glorious cardboard

Screams as sixty quid toy cons

Eaten by the dog

Street Fighter 5 Arcade Edition – Alex

Solo modes at last

Of course you’re still not happy

But this game is good

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